No Time for Angst

All gamers should get one of these.
Let's keep the hobby fun.

About Star Drifter:
  1. A retired administrator at Shadowland.
    (Don't look for "Star Drifter")
  2. A regular poster on the Wizards of the Coast D&D Forums.
    (Look for "Luris Blear")
  3. An irregular poster on the various forums at www.white-wolf.com.
    (as "Vladomir_deNoir")
  4. Over ten years of gaming experience.
    Familiar with Dungeons & Dragons, Shadowrun, TWERPS, Champions, Kobolds Ate My Baby, Violence, and unfortunately a few White Wolf games.
  5. Occasional Game Master.
    Most notably in D&D and Heroes Unlimited.
  6. 27 Years old
    18 years of programming experience. Occasional dot-com monkey.
  7. Bad musician when opprotunity permits.
    Industrial MP3 files for download.
    Craven Blog
  8. Email: star_drifter
    @geocities.com
    - Use "No Time For Angst" in the subject, or I may dump your message with the massive junkmail that account gets.



No Time for Angst rant-off at EZ-Board.
 

A taste of things to come

18 seconds of "The Beholders" at mp3.com. I know it's not much, but it's a perfect example of the departure I'm taking for the next album.




Anatomy of a heartwrenching song.

What does it take to create a very emotional, pull-at-the-heartstring songs? A vocalist who can sing in quarter, half, and whole notes. A rock tempo slowed down about 15%. Lots and lots of repetition.

As an example, I'm going to use the Faith No More version of the Nestles White Chocolate bar commercial. There's one concert bootleg of them singing this going around the internet; it's not hard to find. And although I have a strong dislike for downloading commercial mp3s, this one is a concert boot. (If you feel the urge to listen to their song Epic or perhaps Midlife Crisis, then buy the damned cd.)

Anyway, before discussing the words to this song, I'll examine the structure. The vocals are strong, extending each syllable to its fullest maximum effect (quarter/half/whole notes). His voice waivers and even crackles with expert precision to let you know that he feels very deeply bittersweetly about the subject of his song. The music behind him is spartan - keyboards, and a light bass fill. To add too much noise would take away from the deep and bittersweet vocals.

Now, onto the lyrics. The number beside any line signifies how many times that line has so far occurred in the song.

1 Sweet dreams you can't resist
1 N-E-S-T-L-E-S
1 Nestles makes the very best
2 N-E-S-T-L-E-S
1 Creamy White
1.5 Dreamy White
2 Nestles Makes the Very Best
3 N-E-S-T-L-E-S
2 Sweet dreams you can't resist

For the most part, alliteration is not even considered in this counting of lines, either. The only line(s) to not get repeated at least once have a twin with a different beginning sound - (C)reamy / (D)reamy.

So, the next time you're listening to the musical number of your choice, and you find it may be exciting the heartstrings, stop to think about it. Is there one little expertly paced solo near the end to tug a little harder? How much repetition are you enduring?