At 8:22 AM, Saturday, March 01, 2003 Star Drifter posted the following:
The Harvard Crimson Online :: Ruined Snow Penis Stimulates Debate
Okay, some kids built a giant dic out of the snow. The feminists got mad. Aside from some obvious rants, I gotta ask some questions.

QUOTE: "It was offensive because it was pornographic ... As a feminist, pornography is degrading to women and creates a violent atmosphere."
1. It's a dick. Many ancient cultures built shrines to the dick. At this point, I think I should be able to rub lipstick off of any woman I please, as was designed as a celebration of the inflamed, aroused labia. Especially after all the women who have kicked my ass.

QUOTE: "menacing reminders of women’s sexual vulnerability"
This reads to me like, it's okay for feminists to call women weak when it furthers their cause. It's not okay for a man to call a woman weak for any reason which doesn't further our cause. If women were weaker than men, then none of them would have ever been able to commit acts of physical abuse onto me.

QUOTE: "Women do not need to be reminded of the power of the symbol of the male genitalia ... My guess is that they are constantly reminded of it in daily messages"
Men don't wear their inflamed testicals on their chest and wrap them up in tight shirts every time we go out. Things are actually pointed toward equality in this men vs women thing aren't they?

You know, that's all I want to say. Things are equal these days. They're not identical on both sides, but they're equal. Men can be bitches, and women act like assholes. The only thing preventing this equality is this "women are delicate / victims" mentality.

I say this because I've had far more women than men kick the shit out of me - and get away with it. (Thank the Crowswell aread 911 service for trying to put ME in jail the last time it happened, despite the fact that I didn't swing back in the entire three hours I was betting slapped around.) More importantly, I see women who hold full time jobs, keep up with full time responsibilities, and who - all said and done - are grown, mature, and free enough to persue their dreams. I see so many women like this that their activities aren't a rallying point for feminists, but common enough to prove that the proper changes have been made.

Ther perfect, suitable answer to a giant snow dick, by the way, is a giant snow vagina. Write the words "not tonight dear," beside it in giant letters, or even as an ice sculpture, and enjoy as feminine victory is celebrated by all.