At 9:22 AM,
Star Drifter posted the following:

I love the way my girlfriend braids my hair. In fact, I have a strong desire to leave the braids in for as long as possible when this happens. She last braided my hair about two days ago, and I just undid it for the braiding.
I have big, 80s metal hair.
So, what better way to illustrate this than to also hold what my friend described as an "80s metal style bass"?
Pardon the dull look on my face. Not only did I just wake up, but I've been drinking tea instead of coffee for the last week and a half. I'm also getting ready for work.